John Roberts

Here's some elite opinion on my nominee for the USSC:

- "President Bush had breakfast with his Supreme Court nominee John Roberts. Afterwards Bush said he's never seen such a qualified candidate and John Roberts said he's never seen a grown man eat Count Chocula." --Conan O'Brien

- "President Bush said the job of the Supreme Court was extremely important because these are the people we choose to pick the next president of the United States." --Jay Leno

- "You realize (John Roberts) is only 50 years old. He could serve on the court for the next 40 years. So he could still be there when we pull out of Iraq." --Jay Leno

- "The White House revealed today that there were eleven finalists for the Supreme Court nomination before President Bush chose this John Roberts guy. And here's the shocking part: you know who the runner up was? Bo Bice." --Jay Leno

The Supreme Court

Sandra Day O'Connor is due to retire as soon as I pick her replacement!

[does the happy-dance]

Now I get to replace a moderate-conservative with a rabid, drooling-conservative. It just don't get much better than this!

I just hope Ann Coulter's confirmation hearings go smoothly...