tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36204082024-03-12T22:34:49.160-05:00Bush Blog!Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America!Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comBlogger270125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-91757740411773023452011-05-02T08:09:00.000-05:002011-05-02T08:09:56.066-05:00MISSION ACCOMPLISHED<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWm7gUt3n9KeU1LPlc8jbBm2hDOxpcoRLZSdS0bM0P1BwIxfvaObhGjGYp-zL0WFWT_D6Z5I-uQjk4ThxdndT6jbtW5GGOYxrO73FY0YoUVxEk7cedq6onvJSQUZvitXGgqyJ6/s1600/osama_bin_laden_large_thumbnail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style=""><img border="0" height="225" width="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWm7gUt3n9KeU1LPlc8jbBm2hDOxpcoRLZSdS0bM0P1BwIxfvaObhGjGYp-zL0WFWT_D6Z5I-uQjk4ThxdndT6jbtW5GGOYxrO73FY0YoUVxEk7cedq6onvJSQUZvitXGgqyJ6/s400/osama_bin_laden_large_thumbnail.jpg" /></a></div><br />
You're welcome.Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-82360810076125742812008-12-15T07:36:00.002-05:002008-12-15T07:42:10.723-05:00<span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Who throws a shoe?</span></span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dmt2_wyDKJI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dmt2_wyDKJI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Honestly!Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-77608808349516373862008-11-07T18:24:00.003-05:002008-11-07T18:29:08.361-05:00<span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">My legacy is complete</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga4TBUX6gN__87Y5x11Z3dnFtUR_uRdG4QEoaLgG2T691c5ojirbPMNn2OQtlZ-j0bCVDnoUq4_S8zHL3oItQ10JGQA1tMllHBtm8whMsThNNPfo71GJZPHvQ5wSAvnARsReMT/s1600-h/obama+gives+the+middle+finger.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga4TBUX6gN__87Y5x11Z3dnFtUR_uRdG4QEoaLgG2T691c5ojirbPMNn2OQtlZ-j0bCVDnoUq4_S8zHL3oItQ10JGQA1tMllHBtm8whMsThNNPfo71GJZPHvQ5wSAvnARsReMT/s400/obama+gives+the+middle+finger.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266061291485848978" /></a>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-61406083623675035972008-10-26T19:45:00.001-05:002008-10-26T19:47:51.262-05:00<span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">OCTOBER SURPRISE!!!</span></span><br /><br /><a href="http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jTW0LZZ0YzyWlNCbhfhvmoeow0QQ">Heh</a>.Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-80019641615323044622008-09-06T13:23:00.002-05:002008-09-06T13:33:22.894-05:00<i><b>I <3 McCain</b></i><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKubBESUO3xwyGjA2meWjV5R0U0CBjIIbcyNMIRAHgr2rhLMMaZBREtrC3Q9eHidYnnmBrPX2tJpon4tCileHrkRU1SfO0_RNPGFfd5s5e8sxgGMoCKRSrErSKr5mIZyjCjeTe/s1600-h/bush+mccain.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKubBESUO3xwyGjA2meWjV5R0U0CBjIIbcyNMIRAHgr2rhLMMaZBREtrC3Q9eHidYnnmBrPX2tJpon4tCileHrkRU1SfO0_RNPGFfd5s5e8sxgGMoCKRSrErSKr5mIZyjCjeTe/s200/bush+mccain.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242977451897456610" /></a><br /><br />He's the kind of American Hero you'd be proud to get a reach-around from.Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-35109669020742786812008-05-09T00:00:00.009-05:002008-07-17T19:39:11.523-05:00<span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">My future son-in-law</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlFV5jt_3-Nlo-jEK4UiLzMTpGM7QoPb_u6TiCMb3EXjid9Vn0jnIYv8nzFbw83KnqHYCSk4RueipKfj6CvLArBA2wzXYzY2fZfsXyyrbOJNoNxLYFp3RDVQbs0G1UgSSo6lqP/s1600-h/jenna+and+hubby.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlFV5jt_3-Nlo-jEK4UiLzMTpGM7QoPb_u6TiCMb3EXjid9Vn0jnIYv8nzFbw83KnqHYCSk4RueipKfj6CvLArBA2wzXYzY2fZfsXyyrbOJNoNxLYFp3RDVQbs0G1UgSSo6lqP/s320/jenna+and+hubby.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198241499644929394" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sigh...<br /><br />Oh, well. At least he's White!Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-12162320974593562572007-09-30T00:38:00.003-05:002008-07-17T19:54:03.640-05:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">More Liberal Media Bias<br /><br /><img src="http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/rob88888/ijustwishicouldstopshittingblood.jpg" width="300" height="400" /></span><br /><br />Totally out of context...<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-14432986172031802172007-08-16T16:03:00.001-05:002008-07-17T19:32:03.496-05:00Congratulations, <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aPTum6KoqNGc&refer=us">Jenna</a>.<br /><br />You're someone else's problem now.Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-17730448404796293812007-05-28T16:18:00.001-05:002008-07-17T19:32:57.414-05:00<strong><em>Another Glorious Bush Achievement!</em></strong><br /><br />I'm the 43rd President of the United States of America, and the 1st President of the United States of <em>Mexi</em>merica!Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-45719639964731207372007-01-31T19:00:00.002-05:002008-07-17T19:34:13.475-05:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Ding Dong!<br /><br /></span>The <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/31/D8N0IQ9O0.html">Bitch</a> Is Dead!<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-19531359809524142122007-01-22T02:01:00.001-05:002008-07-17T19:34:34.690-05:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Surge Is Working!<br /><br /></span>Our casualties are <a href="http://freeinternetpress.com/story.php?sid=10201">surging</a>!<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-84934653242824800182006-12-14T20:42:00.001-05:002008-07-17T19:35:25.712-05:00<span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Senator Tim Johnson</span></span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;font-family:verdana;" >Apparently he's "</span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2006/12/14/update-on-senator-johnsons-condition/">responsive to touch and words</a><span style="font-family: verdana;font-family:verdana;" >." Well,<br />he won't be</span><span style="font-family: verdana;font-family:verdana;" > after I have his feeding tube removed! </span></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />Terri Schiavo's revenge!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">And even if he does somehow pull through, I'll<br />just borrow some</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"> polonium from Pooty-Poot!<br />After all, it's not like we need any more</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Senators with brain damage...</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-52907135063783755032006-11-22T16:45:00.001-05:002008-07-17T19:35:57.891-05:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Terror in Argentina!<br /><br /></span>In response to <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/21/politics/main2204443.shtml">this unprovoked act of aggression</a>, I have<br />made <span style="font-style: italic;">nukular genocide</span> against Latinos the official policy<br />of the United States of America. We will fight them<br />wherever they congregate in large numbers. Our first<br />target will be Los Angeles.<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-76166871211703719772006-11-11T20:23:00.004-05:002008-07-17T19:36:37.530-05:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Terrorists Won<br /><br /><a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/rob88888/schumer.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" border="0" /></a><br /></span></span>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1160277172903626972006-10-07T22:11:00.001-05:002008-07-17T19:37:01.204-05:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">President Mark Foley?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span>As a Republican, I'm a <a href="http://markfoley4president.blogspot.com/">strong supporter</a> of child rape.<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1154574563052639282006-08-02T22:08:00.001-05:002008-07-17T19:37:34.222-05:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Red State America<br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.com/video/crackwhoreconfessions_alexis_promo.wmv">Good people</a>.<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1134861744054514402005-12-17T18:12:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:30:01.470-05:00<strong><em>That's Her Bush!</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br />I love my <a href="http://www.drunkenwhore.com/wp-content/jenna_bush_pussy_picture_4.jpg">daughter Jenna</a> dearly, but why does she have to keep embarrassing me? That's such a poor job of shaving...Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1130788864103035872005-10-31T14:53:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:30:01.185-05:00<strong><em>It Be Racism!</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br />How dare the DNC refer to my new Supreme Court nominee as "<a href="http://drudgereport.com/flash9.htm">Scalito</a>!" That's a vicious ethnic slur!<br /><br />I love Italian-Americans. I have always had a special place in my heart for dagos, wops, and guineas. Even though, as we all know, they are <a href="http://www.moviesounds.com/truromnc.html">part eggplant</a>...Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1129178907299119032005-10-12T23:36:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:30:00.693-05:00<strong><em>People Hate Me!</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br />My job approval rating is <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/06/opinion/polls/main924485.shtml">only 37%</a>! That's, like, lower than my IQ!<br /><br />WTF, Karl? You need to chill with this endless grand jury testimony stuff, and focus on what's <em>really</em> important: Telling me how to be President!Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1127443042198933092005-09-22T21:18:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:30:00.222-05:00<strong><em>Executive Order #13476.2(a)</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br />I have just signed Executive Order #13476.2(a), which accomplishes the following three national priorities:<br /><br />- It allows for the creation of a link to be made available on this Website for those constituents who would like to donate to Hurricane Katrina relief. This link is located on the left side of the page, just above the Site Meter statistics, and conforms to all federal regulations regarding font size and color.<br /><br />- It provides for the immediate "retirement" of Supreme Court Justices Souter, Ginsburg, Breyer, Stevens, and Kennedy.<br /><br />- It makes gay people disappear.<br /><br />Thank you, and may God continue to bless America.Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1122589183648229382005-07-28T17:16:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:29:59.920-05:00<strong>John Roberts</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />Here's some <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blsupremejokes.htm">elite opinion</a> on my nominee for the USSC:<br /><br />- "President Bush had breakfast with his <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/supremecourt/">Supreme Court</a> nominee John Roberts. Afterwards Bush said he's never seen such a qualified candidate and John Roberts said he's never seen a grown man eat Count Chocula." --Conan O'Brien<br /><br />- "President Bush said the job of the Supreme Court was extremely important because these are the people we choose to pick the next president of the United States." --Jay Leno<br /><br />- "You realize (John Roberts) is only 50 years old. He could serve on the court for the next 40 years. So he could still be there when we pull out of Iraq." --Jay Leno<br /><br />- "The White House revealed today that there were eleven finalists for the Supreme Court nomination before President Bush chose this John Roberts guy. And here's the shocking part: you know who the runner up was? Bo Bice." --Jay LenoDubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1120287251831614632005-07-02T01:46:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:29:59.627-05:00<strong>The Supreme Court</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />Sandra Day O'Connor is due to <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000087&sid=a_7esvUYOQGo&refer=top_world_news">retire</a> as soon as I pick her replacement!<br /><br /><em>[does the happy-dance]</em><br /><br />Now I get to replace a moderate-conservative with a rabid, drooling-conservative. It just don't get much better than this!<br /><br />I just hope <a href="http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/welcome.cgi">Ann Coulter's</a> confirmation hearings go smoothly...Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1118902491316887002005-06-16T00:59:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:29:59.435-05:00<em><strong>Bush Quiz!</strong></em><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br />Please take <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blgeorgewbushquiz.htm">this short test</a> to determine the level of your loyalty to me.<br /><br />It's pretty difficult; even <em>I </em>only got a 70%! (Which brings back some of those old college memories...)<br /><br />As someone who strongly supports standardized testing in schools, I believe this little quiz should become part of the national <em>kerr-ick-yoo-lum</em> starting in the Fall. Any student who fails will be sent down to Gitmo for a lil' bit of "re-education"...and Rove assures me I can sell it to the public as a form of distance-learning!Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1118123339524466222005-06-07T00:42:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:29:59.139-05:00<strong><em>Abstinence-Only Education</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br />I'm a strong supporter of the good folks over at <a href="http://www.ironhymen.com/">Iron Hymen</a>.<br /><br />If only Jenna had taken their advice to heart...Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620408.post-1115920766933904342005-05-12T12:55:00.000-05:002006-11-10T22:29:58.837-05:00<strong><em>The Devil Went Down To Georgia...</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br />...and almost got his <a href="http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=8458499">ass blown off</a>!<br /><br />Stupid rednecks...Dubyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402007451439405594noreply@blogger.com