MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

You're welcome.

Who throws a shoe?



Honestly!

My legacy is complete

OCTOBER SURPRISE!!!

Heh.

I <3 McCain



He's the kind of American Hero you'd be proud to get a reach-around from.

My future son-in-law














Sigh...

Oh, well. At least he's White!

More Liberal Media Bias



Totally out of context...

Congratulations, Jenna.

You're someone else's problem now.

Another Glorious Bush Achievement!

I'm the 43rd President of the United States of America, and the 1st President of the United States of Meximerica!

Ding Dong!

The Bitch Is Dead!

The Surge Is Working!

Our casualties are surging!

Senator Tim Johnson

Apparently he's "responsive to touch and words." Well,
he won't be after I have his feeding tube removed!
Terri Schiavo's revenge!

And even if he does somehow pull through, I'll
just borrow some polonium from Pooty-Poot!
After all, it's not like we need any more
Senators with brain damage...

Terror in Argentina!

In response to this unprovoked act of aggression, I have
made nukular genocide against Latinos the official policy
of the United States of America. We will fight them
wherever they congregate in large numbers. Our first
target will be Los Angeles.

The Terrorists Won

President Mark Foley?

As a Republican, I'm a strong supporter of child rape.

Red State America

Good people.

That's Her Bush!

I love my daughter Jenna dearly, but why does she have to keep embarrassing me? That's such a poor job of shaving...

It Be Racism!

How dare the DNC refer to my new Supreme Court nominee as "Scalito!" That's a vicious ethnic slur!

I love Italian-Americans. I have always had a special place in my heart for dagos, wops, and guineas. Even though, as we all know, they are part eggplant...

People Hate Me!

My job approval rating is only 37%! That's, like, lower than my IQ!

WTF, Karl? You need to chill with this endless grand jury testimony stuff, and focus on what's really important: Telling me how to be President!

Executive Order #13476.2(a)

I have just signed Executive Order #13476.2(a), which accomplishes the following three national priorities:

- It allows for the creation of a link to be made available on this Website for those constituents who would like to donate to Hurricane Katrina relief. This link is located on the left side of the page, just above the Site Meter statistics, and conforms to all federal regulations regarding font size and color.

- It provides for the immediate "retirement" of Supreme Court Justices Souter, Ginsburg, Breyer, Stevens, and Kennedy.

- It makes gay people disappear.

Thank you, and may God continue to bless America.