Minnesota Democrats

This is utterly surreal.

What's next? They gonna go to the tack-see-derm-ist and bring Wellstone's charred corpse on tour?

Clinton

The guy's even happier than me over the death of the Senate's leading Stalinist.

I guess he ain't all bad. But his wife's still a miserable cunt.

Brazil

Do they have Blacks? I dunno. But they sure as hell got some Marxists.

Paul Wellstone

Deader than Lenin. Or Lennon, for that matter.

Looks like the Dems are gonna replace him on the ballot with former Veep Walter Mondale.

Figures. First that zombie Lautenberg gets new life breathed into him, now this. I'm telling ya, if the Democrats are successful in November, C-SPAN II is gonna look like an endless loop of Night of the Living Dead.

Iraq

No blood for oil! Unless it's Iraqi blood...

My Bro!

Debates.

Montana

This is just sad. Democrats gay-bait a Montana Republican out of the Senate race! I guess we can rule out Barney Frank as the mastermind of this hit-ad...

Well, two ethically-challenged political parties can play at that game! I'll have m'boy Rove start a whispering campaign that South Dakota Senator Tim Johnson likes to play "hide the summer sausage" while camping with pre-teen boys in the Badlands.

The French Public

Hates Israel, even more than they dislike the US. Hey, Viva Las Frenchy to you, too!