Saturday, January 29, 2005

Democracy in Iraq!

Finally! Now the violence will end, and we can pull all our troops out...

(Hey, I had ya'll goin' for a little bit, right?)

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

I Love My Black Rice!

She's in! Only 13 members of the "loyal opposition" dared to vote against m'bitch.

Oh, man, my legacy is gonna be phat now. I gots bros and hoes all up in my shit. Shoo. It be cool...

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Senator Boxer

I'd say something nice about her, but then I'd have to lie. And we all know how she feels about liars...