Tuesday, May 27, 2003

Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Damn, I'm Good

Everyone agrees with me. It's about time.

Monday, May 19, 2003

Saturday, May 17, 2003

Rough Day

I've got my daughter Jenna snuffling around in Mick Jagger's underpants, my Secretary of State is sucking up to the National Socialists...er...I mean the Social Democrats in Germany, and the economy risks going into not merely recession, but deflation.

I haven't needed a beer this bad since Rove told me about this site.

Thursday, May 15, 2003

Saturday, May 10, 2003

I cracked a rib...

...laughing while reading this. Sorry, but when you're the Prez, you root for the Lakers. Anything else would be pussy.

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

I hate the French

And you should too!

Let's hope I'm dead by 2051...
Me and ... Ms. Jones!

I think Norah's gonna vote for me.

Sunday, May 04, 2003

I'm golden...

Even the New York Times is saying I'm looking pretty good going into 2004. Why bother holding an election at all? Things would be so much easier if I was dictator...

Saturday, May 03, 2003

My close personal friend Wlodzimierz Cimoszewicz

Gawd, I love Poles. And these guys love poles.