Thursday, June 16, 2005

Bush Quiz!

Please take this short test to determine the level of your loyalty to me.

It's pretty difficult; even I only got a 70%! (Which brings back some of those old college memories...)

As someone who strongly supports standardized testing in schools, I believe this little quiz should become part of the national kerr-ick-yoo-lum starting in the Fall. Any student who fails will be sent down to Gitmo for a lil' bit of "re-education"...and Rove assures me I can sell it to the public as a form of distance-learning!

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Abstinence-Only Education

I'm a strong supporter of the good folks over at Iron Hymen.

If only Jenna had taken their advice to heart...