Friday, April 23, 2004

Kerry's New Bumper Stickers

Here, here, and here.
Benedict Arnold Companies

We've finally found one. Thanks, Cap'n!

Friday, April 16, 2004

Osama Releases Another Tape...

I think he's losing it. Worst case of cave-fever I've ever seen.
Osama's Greatest Hits

He's got talent! Now if only he could be convinced to show up for an American Idol audition...

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Prez's Press Pressure

This cartoon fairly accurately describes the kinds of hostile media a fella faces these days.

Have I stopped beating my wife? Yeah, the same day I quit drinkin'! Next question...

Sunday, April 04, 2004

A Big Poll!

Looks like the Midwest is going to be as big a battleground as the Mideast this year. I'm just one point down in Michigan, according to a recent poll. Maybe I should wear a Red Wings shirt and a Pistons hat while campaigning in Detroit? As long as I don't mention the Tigers or Lions, I'll probably be okay.