Saturday, March 22, 2003


I'm still having trouble with the black vote.

Friday, March 21, 2003

Fucking Canadians

Less than worthless.

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

How The Civilian May Help In This Crisis

  • Be cheerful

  • Write encouragingly to friends at the front

  • Don't repeat foolish gossip

  • Don't listen to idle rumors

  • Don't think you know better than [Bush]

(Source: WWI British newspaper)

Monday, March 17, 2003

It's War

Bye-bye, Saddam. One way or the other.

Friday, March 14, 2003

The Dixie Cunts

More Hollywood than Dollywood.

Thursday, March 13, 2003

Will I Be Impeached?

No. But John Conyers will be sure to garner the pro-terrorist vote.

Due to Legislative Redistricting, Mr. Conyers now represents a district that includes large portions of Dearborn, MI. And Dearborn, not coincidentally, has one of the largest Arab populations outside Cairo.

But the $64,000 question is: If a dirty bomb went off in metro Detroit, would anyone notice?

Take a gander at the type of people we are currently begging for support from. Cameroon's literacy rate is under 65%. Angola's is under 45%. I mean, I haven't seen people this pig ignorant since Jenna showed me photos of the crowd at a "Rage Against The Machine" concert.

Sunday, March 09, 2003

We Give Up!

No, you can't do that yet. Try again next week...

Sunday, March 02, 2003

There Will Be No War

Dead Iraqi innocents I can deal with. Turmoil and instability in the Middle East is no problem. Surging anti-American feeling across the globe is fine and dandy.

But this is simply too much. Call off the invasion.