Thursday, December 14, 2006

Senator Tim Johnson

Apparently he's "responsive to touch and words." Well,
he won't be
after I have his feeding tube removed!

Terri Schiavo's revenge!


And even if he does somehow pull through, I'll
just borrow some
polonium from Pooty-Poot!
After all, it's not like we need any more

Senators with brain damage...

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Terror in Argentina!

In response to this unprovoked act of aggression, I have
made nukular genocide against Latinos the official policy
of the United States of America. We will fight them
wherever they congregate in large numbers. Our first
target will be Los Angeles.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Saturday, October 07, 2006

President Mark Foley?

As a Republican, I'm a strong supporter of child rape.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006