Friday, January 31, 2003

Sexy!

I am strangely attracted to this young lady...

Thursday, January 30, 2003

Africans Love Me!

And hate filthy Frenchmen. Look at the headline, then the picture. I am moved.

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

More Helen Thomas

Now she says I'm "the worst President in all of American history."

What the fuck did I ever do to you, you withered, used-up old bitch?

Saturday, January 25, 2003

Sniff...

Looking at this site makes me homesick for the ranch...

Wednesday, January 15, 2003

Geez...

This guy thinks I have a "junta", whatever that means. And he says a few other strange things about me, as well.

Sunday, January 12, 2003

Sean Penn

He's almost as eloquent as me!

Friday, January 03, 2003

Helen Thomas

That miserable old crone! I'm tellin' Ari never to call on her again!