Sexy!

I am strangely attracted to this young lady...

Africans Love Me!

And hate filthy Frenchmen. Look at the headline, then the picture. I am moved.

More Helen Thomas

Now she says I'm "the worst President in all of American history."

What the fuck did I ever do to you, you withered, used-up old bitch?

Sniff...

Looking at this site makes me homesick for the ranch...

Geez...

This guy thinks I have a "junta", whatever that means. And he says a few other strange things about me, as well.

Sean Penn

He's almost as eloquent as me!

Helen Thomas

That miserable old crone! I'm tellin' Ari never to call on her again!