Dan Rather's Interview With Saddam

Typical Dan Rather. He gets down on his knees for an anti-American tyrant, and gets props from his cronies for it.

Sheesh. There ought to be limits to freedom...

Uh-Oh

Well. It looks like World War Number Three after all...

Happy President's Day!

It's just like Christmas, except baby Jesus didn't have nukes.

Old Adages

Jenna says that "one in the hand" is pointless, while "two in the bush" stings a little.

Thankfully, I've no clue what she's talking about. As usual.

Catholics

You gotta love the Pope. Any guy who hangs on to his job this long after senility sets in deserves my utmost respect. Same goes for Senator Byrd.

The Prince Of Wales

A peacenik? Whodathunkit?

The Common Herd

Merely Cogs in the Wheel of the State. But what pith!

My German Chum

Is going down in flames faster than a spa...I mean, is having some difficult times. Yeah.

Columbia Updates

Here.

Columbia

There are no survivors.