Geez...

I'm still having trouble with the black vote.

Fucking Canadians

Less than worthless.

How The Civilian May Help In This Crisis

• Be cheerful


• Write encouragingly to friends at the front


• Don't repeat foolish gossip


• Don't listen to idle rumors


• Don't think you know better than [Bush]

(Source: WWI British newspaper)

It's War

Bye-bye, Saddam. One way or the other.

Boycott France?

But not Iraqi oil...

The Dixie Cunts

More Hollywood than Dollywood.

Will I Be Impeached?

No. But John Conyers will be sure to garner the pro-terrorist vote.

Due to Legislative Redistricting, Mr. Conyers now represents a district that includes large portions of Dearborn, MI. And Dearborn, not coincidentally, has one of the largest Arab populations outside Cairo.

But the $64,000 question is: If a dirty bomb went off in metro Detroit, would anyone notice?

Sad...

Take a gander at the type of people we are currently begging for support from. Cameroon's literacy rate is under 65%. Angola's is under 45%. I mean, I haven't seen people this pig ignorant since Jenna showed me photos of the crowd at a "Rage Against The Machine" concert.

We Give Up!

No, you can't do that yet. Try again next week...

There Will Be No War

Dead Iraqi innocents I can deal with. Turmoil and instability in the Middle East is no problem. Surging anti-American feeling across the globe is fine and dandy.

But this is simply too much. Call off the invasion.