- Saddam, you messed with a Bush. Now we've messed up one of yours.
- Well, it looks like we found a little nerve agent. Will the French join in the coalition in time to hinder our advance?
- People of Iraq! Our mission to liberate you is nearly complete! Now, meet your new dictator...
- Random thought: How about that Canadian health-care system! Lookin' good!
So, have I been re-elected yet?