Oh, Boy!

A new war? I hope so!

Damn, I'm Good

Everyone agrees with me. It's about time.

Heh

Aussies love me. Sorta.

Rough Day

I've got my daughter Jenna snuffling around in Mick Jagger's underpants, my Secretary of State is sucking up to the National Socialists...er...I mean the Social Democrats in Germany, and the economy risks going into not merely recession, but deflation.

I haven't needed a beer this bad since Rove told me about this site.

Schadenfreude

Hahaha!

I cracked a rib...

...laughing while reading this. Sorry, but when you're the Prez, you root for the Lakers. Anything else would be pussy.

I hate the French

And you should too!

Uh-oh...

Let's hope I'm dead by 2051...

Me and ... Ms. Jones!

I think Norah's gonna vote for me.

I'm golden...

Even the New York Times is saying I'm looking pretty good going into 2004. Why bother holding an election at all? Things would be so much easier if I was dictator...

My close personal friend Wlodzimierz Cimoszewicz

Gawd, I love Poles. And these guys love poles.