Saturday, February 07, 2004

Where the %#$& is Rove???

My poll numbers are going down faster than Jenna after a bottle of tequila. Maybe I should announce my adminstration's opposition to the war in Iraq? Or maybe I should resign and run as a humble Southerner who opposes Cheney and the Washington insiders?

Damnit, I just don't know! And all Rove can think of is for me to embarrass myself on "Meet the Press" tomorrow.

Looks like I'll have to resort to running ads that make it look like Willie Horton is John Kerry's running mate...

No comments: