Sunday, May 30, 2004

Bikers For Bush!

I just picked up a key endorsement from the Rolling Thunder motorcycle club. It seems we share many of the same values: Violence, improper grammar, and meth.

In related campaign news, recent polls show me leading Kerry in capturing the crucial toothless vote. And skanks reportedly favor me over Kerry by a margin of three to one.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

WMDs

We finally were able to plant, er, I mean, find some.

Take that, Hans Blix!

Saturday, May 08, 2004

9/11 Jewelry

Here. Oh, and horse testicles!

Wanna bet this guy is a Kerry supporter?