Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Child Rape

I oppose it.

However, I don't believe my opponent has said much about it. Perhaps I've found a wedge-issue?

Wednesday, June 16, 2004


Instead of greeting national icons like Shaq and possible-mad-dog-rapist Kobe Bryant to the White House for a photo-op, I'm stuck with no-names like Ben Wallace and Richard Hamilton.

Oh, well. Maybe I can get an endorsement from that Prince guy. He looks sorta white...

Saturday, June 05, 2004

Ronald Reagan

Look, I'm sorry the guy had to die. But, I mean, couldn't he have waited a few days? Now my D-Day 60th Anniversary Speech in France won't get the media attention it deserves...