Thursday, September 22, 2005

Executive Order #13476.2(a)

I have just signed Executive Order #13476.2(a), which accomplishes the following three national priorities:

- It allows for the creation of a link to be made available on this Website for those constituents who would like to donate to Hurricane Katrina relief. This link is located on the left side of the page, just above the Site Meter statistics, and conforms to all federal regulations regarding font size and color.

- It provides for the immediate "retirement" of Supreme Court Justices Souter, Ginsburg, Breyer, Stevens, and Kennedy.

- It makes gay people disappear.

Thank you, and may God continue to bless America.