Christmas List

The following is a small portion of this year's White House Holiday Shopping List :

• Tom Duh-shill - CD single of Green Day's "I Wanna Be A Minority"



• Jenna - One case of Dom, two cases of rubbers



• Michael Jackson - One army surplus gas mask



• Jim Thune - A Cabinet position to be named later

Can anyone think of anything I've left out? Please let me know...