Israel

Damn Jews.

First they tell the world they'll retaliate if Iraq attacks them in response to a US-UK invasion. Why can't they be peaceful little lambs like in 1991? Or in the early 40s?

Then they divert international attention away from me and onto Arafat. Why bother, unless you're going to kill the man?

I'm so pig-biting mad I'm considering putting Israel in my sights next. After all, they have WMD, and they disregard UN resolutions. We'll see if Joe Lieberman still supports my foreign policy when the "chosen people" are sent to Gitmo. Heh.