Women

I've got a real problem with women.

First of all, they tend to vote for Democrats. So, right off the bat they're in the same boat as illiterate immigrants, felons, hommasessuals, and negroes. Secondly, young women, especially those with the last name Bush, tend to be completely irresponsible and uncaring with regards to the hurt they inflict on their fathers. Political hurt. And that's the worst kind.

So far, I've been able to convince the folks at Girls Gone Wild to withhold the segments (13 of them!) featuring Jenna. But one day, they'll unleash media hell. And that'll be one shitty day for Ari, lemme tell ya.