Bad News

Looks like my ideological sparring partner Colin Powell has higher approval ratings than I do!

It's just not fair. You give a brutha a job, and the next thing you know he wants to steal yours! Well, that uppitty spear-chucker can have it if he wants. He's just gotta beat me in the 2004 primaries. And that won't never happen!

Or, he could try to run as a Democrat. Hey, wait a minute...

Colin baby! I was just fooling with you, man! Gimme props, bro! You da man! Can I have a hug?