Not Good...

The news isn't so good here at the Western White House. The deficit is exploding. My own party is wussing out on the War. And police are having to use Bull Conner-esque tactics to quiet protests against my administration. And to think, I got out of DC to get away from this kinda crap!

Oh well. Maybe Yasser will kill a few Jews and we can go back to the good ol' days of bickering over the rightful owners of Judea and Samaria.