My friends, the Saudis

It seems some in my administration don't love our key oil-ally like I do. Some even hint at (gasp!) invading the peace-loving land best known for its seven thousand princes and hardcore camel-porn. (Oh yeah, and killing New Yorkers.) I mean, the very thought that I would even consider committing US troops to invade a helpless nation that had not attacked us is absurd.

Now, where the heck did Rummy put that aerial map of Baghdad...