Contrarious to populous beliefs, I do have a plan on my desk for the invasion of Iraq and the removal of Saddam Hussein from power there. And I wrote it myself! Here it is :
- Invade from Kuwait with 27 million Marines and some light cavalry
- Bomb Bag-daddy with pork rinds and Manischewitz wine
- Encourage Bat-Man and his loyal sidekick Robin to trap Saddam and his two sons in the fearsome "titanium bat-cage"
- Watch my polls go back to the high 80s
- Win back the Senate and keep control of the House
- Celebrate by chugging a six-pack of Aquafina and licking the First Lady's taco.
I'm still waiting for Rumsfeld's go-ahead. But I think it's a winner!