Tuesday, August 27, 2002

My (Dad's) Secret Plan For Iraq

Here it is :

  • Beat the drums of War so that people take rigid positions on the issue

  • Have former Republican officials express concerns

  • This will lure Democrats into opposing the War

  • Launch the War just before the November elections

  • Win the War quickly and easily

  • The Dems look like assholes and lose the Senate and lose seats in the House

  • Watch my polls rise to the high 80s

  • Get right-wing judges confirmed by the newly GOP-controlled Senate

  • Restrict civil liberties with the consent of those new judges

  • Finally, get sites like this banned forever, and their designers sent to a slave-labor camp in ANWR



So, whatcha think?

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