My (Dad's) Secret Plan For Iraq

Here it is :

• Beat the drums of War so that people take rigid positions on the issue


• Have former Republican officials express concerns


• This will lure Democrats into opposing the War


• Launch the War just before the November elections


• Win the War quickly and easily


• The Dems look like assholes and lose the Senate and lose seats in the House


• Watch my polls rise to the high 80s


• Get right-wing judges confirmed by the newly GOP-controlled Senate


• Restrict civil liberties with the consent of those new judges


• Finally, get sites like this banned forever, and their designers sent to a slave-labor camp in ANWR

So, whatcha think?