I'm Doomed!

The writing is on the wall, friends. Since the dread disease Oldstimers seems to affect all nationally popular conservatives (both of them!), it's only a matter of time before my mentallic powers degenerate to that of a three year old. Ari says not to worry, that "no one will notice", but that's of little comfort. I sure as hell would notice if I began soiling myself. You know, more often.