Oregon

It sure was surprising to see just how deeply involved in the democratic process those folks up in the Pacific North-West are! After the joyous reception they gave for me, I can hardly wait to clear-cut the national parks and turn Yucca Mountain into million-year dead-zone. Oh, yeah, and turn ANWR into an arctic version of the La Brea tar pits. And make the Spotted Owl into mulch for my ranch's landscaping. And...