Saturday, July 20, 2002

The Bear

I know for a fact that this economy is fun-da-men-tal-ly sound. Greenspan told me so. So why is the stock market going south faster than Monica Lewinsky on E?

Sure, there have been some business scandals lately. Some of the people involved were buddies of mine. And a few of them might have even donated a little soft money to my campaign. And then there were those two fellas who offered Jenna the starring role in a "donkey show" down in Tijuana, whatever the hell that is.

But this economy is in recovery, damnit! Just like my colon!

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