Tuesday, July 16, 2002

A Joke

Norman Mineta walks into a bar. He overhears two "Middle Eastern-looking young men" have an animated discussion.

Swarthy man Number One says, "I say we crash the plane into the Capitol building. We should kill all those infidel scum who so obviously are the lapdogs of the Zionists!"

Swarthy man Number Two says, "No! We must crash the plane into the White House and kill the infidel President who has declared war upon all Muslims and therefore must die!"

Norman walks up and breaks into their conversation. "Fellas, why don't you just hijack two planes and take out both buildings? I mean, it's not like you'll be profiled!"

Then they all share a laugh.

That's funny, right?

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