Gephardt predicts massive Dem gains in House

Not gonna happen, Dick.

But can you imagine if it did? That Howdy Doody clone would be more of an obstructorianist than Tom Daschle! Passing Social Security reform would be about as easy and pleasant as passing a golf ball-sized kidney stone. He'd probably go onto the House floor and compare my energy plan to Selma.

Oh wait, didn't he already do that?