More Gore

I guess Albert's got himself one massive cock. That's okay; whenever I'm with Vice President Cheney, I can always tell people I've got a fat Dick.

But, seriously, I guess this is one explanation for last election's gender gap. Though it might have just confirmed the prevailing view that Al's a big dork.

As for me, though I'm nothing to write to Midland about, I can honestly say Laura has never had any complaints. Of course, I doubt Laura would have any complaints if I nailed her between the eyes with a ball-peen hammer either. She's pretty laid back.