Gore

It appears my arch-enemysis Al Gore has been polling well amongst his fellow leftists. That's good. I look forward to further humiliating the man in 2004. Maybe he'll actually slug me in one of the debates next time around, 'stead of jus' pretendin'. The Secret Service would then slap him around like an Al Sharpton effigy at a Klan rally. It'd make that little incident in California between the white cop and the young negro look like a friendly game of patty-cake.