Family Ties

Got a call from Daddy this morning. Told me I'm doin' a fine job.

"Just keep the pressure on Iraq, son", he says, "keep the war drums a-beatin', but don't invade until you're reeeeeeally close to November '04. If I learned one thing in office, it's ya gotta invade Iraq later, rather than sooner. Don't invade yet. Wouldn't be prudent."

This country sure is lucky to have fellas like Daddy and Karl running things through me!